GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Beverage from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But do we know its origins? This otherworldly concoction, made from alien fruits and unfamiliar plants, has taken the world by storm. Should you avoid it at all costs? Speculation runs rampant about the effects of this potent juice. Some claim it grants s